He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate , Serena. In 1763, the Caribbean is awash in pirates.
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Did you know that these actors could actually act? Of course, it would not be the best movie ever, but since this is porn, I can say that it is the best porn movie ever done. There is good humor, a good story, some pretty good special effects (considering the budget for the movie was 1 million dollars and that is porn). To be completely honest, if they removed every porn action in this movie (like they seem to have done in the R-rated version), this would still be very watchable, even if the sex was completely removed. And a good one, not like those movies Private releases.
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To remove it from remote Calaveras Island, he needs the Dagger. He wants the Scepter of Inca, which gives its owner great powers. The worst is Stagnetti, backed by his bloodthirsty first mate, Serena.
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Certainly the fact the film can have 40 minutes of sex removed and have it survive says a great deal(The full version runs over two hours). I'm not sure I liked it because its better than most adult films or because its a good movie in its own right. More free Pirates 2005 Movie Download mp4 porn videos.Sue me I liked this film.
They all pretty much blend together. I'm guessing in mainstream hands this might have been a successful pirate action film.My only real complaint is that all of the main women look about the same, large breasted blonds of similar stature and builds. The script is actually reasonably good and properly silly (though with some of the cast anything beyond silly might have been a stretch). The effects are uneven, but serviceable (and provide a great homage/spoof with a marvelous riff on the skeleton scene in Jason and the Argonauts). He is pursued by some pirate hunters who pick up the wife and remain close on the heels of the villains.What can I say the acting is wildly uneven, but the cast is still game.
About 25% of the actors were very good, about 25% were okay, and about 50% were horrendous. (A typical Hollywood movie costs between $15 million and $80 million, with budgets going as high as $200 million.) The drawback here was the acting. Surprisingly, the costumes, sets, backgrounds, music and special effects were fantastic, especially considering that this movie was reportedly made for only $1 million. At Blockbuster, there is a big "R rated, not for children" sticker on the case to keep people from confusing it with Pirates of the Caribbean.In reviewing the R-rated version, I tried to forget that this movie was made by the porn industry, to keep my review fair. I don't know of a store that sells both versions. You will laugh with and at the movie, especially if you keep in mind the fact that its source is an adult film.In case you don't know, there are two versions of Pirates: The R-rated version (which can be bought at Amazon.com and Target, but not Wal-Mart, and can be rented at Blockbuster), and the X-rated version (which can only be bought/rented at adult-fare stores like dvdempire.com and bluedoor.com).
The porn girls were a mixed bag, as well. All three are porn actors. Kris Slater was not great, but doable. However, Tommy Gunn, the main bad guy, usually made you wince when he was on screen. Evan Stone, the main good guy, was amazing in about every scene.
They're the ones that get it on, which they do about every 10 minutes, although some scenes would show nothing but a kiss. Granted, the dialogue in a few scenes was pretty poor, so I could empathize with the actors a few times.It's not hard to tell who the porn actors are from the ones that aren't. The only time Jesse was any good was when she was imitating a monk.
I do feel it was a bit more exciting knowing they were actually getting it on, instead of just faking it. There was a lot of breasts shown in the movie, with a few female butts, just a sliver of full female frontal with the woman walking, with no male frontal or butts. Some scenes would break away to the next scene as the actors would lean forward to kiss. Some of these sex scenes would show side profiles of the actors and actresses up against each other, which shows they are completely nude, without showing their private parts.
This movie brought together two studios, Digital Playground and Adam and Eve, but hopefully there can be arrangements to bring together the best talent in the industry to make these "blockbuster" type of movies.The bottom line is this looks like a very professional production, with the only drawback being the lack of acting in many scenes. The only drawback is that, regardless of how good the stories and production values are, they are probably going to be limited to the availability of quality actors and actresses in the porn industry, since most of them are under contract to a single studio, as Hollywood was back in the 1940's. They have reported to be making a sequel to Pirates, as well as a sci-fi theme of the same quality. For example, the first love scene is between a man and his new bride, and they are telling each other how much they care for each other, and that they will love each other forever.There is no doubt this is a breakthrough in the porn industry, and hopefully, this will lead to more of the same, even just for the opportunity to view the R-rated versions of the movies. I haven't seen the X-rated version, but they showed enough clips of the love scenes to gather that they were made with women in mind. The back of the movie case is slightly different than the X-rated version, as it doesn't show as much skin, but the difference is hardly noticeable.If this movie was to be used to introduce someone to a porn movie, this looks like a very good choice.
Out of 4 stars, I would give it 2.5 stars.
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